Right, let's get down to the serious bits.
T&C's and stuff
Use of: https://www.livingalacarte.co.uk/ “Living A La Carte”
You are reading the information on this site (livingalacarte.co.uk) at your own free will. If you do not accept these T&Cs then you should bugger off. But, if you do want to read some fantastic (if I do say so myself) food and travel related articles, then stay with me.
This is MY website. MINE. So I reserve the right to change any of these T&Cs at any time that I like.
Please, please, I beg you... double check any prices, addresses, menus, opening hours, phone numbers, travel information, website addresses blah blah blah, before you make a purchase or set out on a special journey. I work tirelessly into the night to provide you with precise information, but some details will understandably be less accurate as time goes on. (No shit, Sherlock) Should you find any wrong information, please just pop me a message and I will drop everything, log into my website and correct this mistake right away… or as soon as I finished my coffee. I mean, I have priorities.
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Guest bloggers and other contributors to Living A La Carte are responsible for their own submitted material on my website. The opinions expressed by any third parties are their own and do not represent the position or beliefs of myself or of livingalacarte.co.uk. I also am not responsible – but very sorry – for any narrow minded, impolite or offensive comments made by other people (dim-witted or otherwise) in the comments section on my blog.
Uhh bloggers... You scroungers,. get a real job! ( Aka. My Review Policy)
Yes, yes I know, bloggers are notorious for getting free stuff to review but before you start with the abuse and telling me to stop being a snowflake and freeloader, I work full-time and earn my own money. This blog is something I run on the side and all reviews published on this site are 100% honest and of my own opinion. The vast majority of these experiences are paid for with my hard earned cash from my own pocket. I will, and do, disclose whether I have received any complementary meals, commissions or free products and any sponsored reviews or those paid for by a third party will be clearly marked (#ad) You can sleep at night knowing that free shit does not sway my opinion and if I have a negative experience, despite it being free, I’ll tell you.
Please don't sue me...
All the information provided on this site is for general information and entertainment purposes only and is the expressed opinion of myself, Laura Fell and not others. This definitely is not the opinion of my employer and or any organisations that I am part of.
I am not in any way providing medical, legal, professional, astrological, paleontological, philosophical, bacteriological, mineralogical, criminological or dermatological advice on this website. You are taking all the provided information at your own risk. Under no circumstances will I be liable for any loss or damage incurred by my readers. Just because you went to a restaurant I recommended and hated it, does not make me liable for your crap time.
I cannot be held responsible for any offence taken due to translation, interpretation or mistakes in grammar and/or punctuation of my website’s content. I get lazy sometimes. Forgive me.
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To help my website expand, to cover costs of running the site and for me to be able to go on holiday three times a year (YEAH I WISH!), some advertising and affiliate links may run on my website. Affiliate links earn me a (mind you – very) tiny commission on any purchases made after clicking on one of these links. I will do my absolute best to only provide you with information about products and services that I truly believe in. I will never take your trust for granted. And of course '#ad'
Congrats for reading the most boring part of my website. You’ve got too much time on your hands and subsequently earned yourself a Gin.